"Leon Stumble is the world's most boring witch. But when his girlfriend Cassie gives him the idea of writing fairytales with twisted titles, he finally creates an interesting book. Una Spooner, the brilliantly bossy publisher, thinks Leon's book just might have that magic ingredient. Stupidity. Will it be a bestseller? What is Cassie's secret, and why do her clothes melt on Wednesday nights? You'll find out when you read this warped book full of truly stupid fairytales." [Back cover].