Jay Hosler: Hello. My name is Jay Hosler. I don't have any clever rhymes for my last name, but I can tell you about my first. My dad with a sixth-grade teacher, and I'm named after one of his favorite students. When I was a little boy, I looked up the definition of "Jay" in the dictionary, and it said a jay was a loud bird. When I told my mom this, she said she thought this was a very accurate description of me.